BitLife: Deployment and Prison Riot Mini-Game Guide

BitLife: Life Simulator has had a couple of updates in 2019 that have added two mini-games to the fun. The original minigame was the Prison Escape game, but now two more have been added. One is the Deployment game. This game has you deploying as a member of the military and requires you to avoid […Read More]

BitLife: Maximum Security Prison Escape Guide and Maps (COMPLETE)

BitLife: Life Simulator started off with one single type of prison that you can escape from. Now you have a second type of prison too, and that is the Maximum Security Prison. This brings with it some maps that are FAR tougher than the standard prison maps, such as the old 4×4 and 5×6 that […Read More]

BitLife: All of the Highest Paying Jobs and How To Get Them

BitLife: Life Simulator packs an ever-increasing list of jobs into the game. Some of these jobs are extremely obscure, while others are a little more obvious, and many of them require you to spend your entire life working toward said job. In fact, generally, with very few exceptions, the more lucrative a job that you […Read More]

BitLife: Full Guide to Part-Time Jobs and Freelancing

BitLife: Life Simulator didn’t used to let you make any money whatsoever when you were in school. Previously, you either chose school or work, and if you chose to go to school, you didn’t have the option of going to work to make a little bit more money. But now, with the latest update to […Read More]

How to get the Cunning ribbon in BitLife: Life Simulator (full detail)

The Cunning ribbon is one of the more difficult ribbons to get in BitLife: Life Simulator. You know that you have to commit some sort of crime, get sent to jail or prison, then escape successfully, and never get caught for the entire rest of your life. Sound simple? It sounds that way, but it […Read More]

BitLife: Military Guide – Deploy, Go AWOL, and make General or Admiral

BitLife: Life Simulator has a surprisingly in-depth military component to the game. Whatever country you come from, you can join that country’s military as an enlisted person right out of high school, rising to the rank of E9 and making it to a young retirement without even having to do college. On the other side […Read More]

How To Unlock Every Achievement in BitLife

BitLife: Life Simulator is loaded from top to bottom with achievements that you can unlock. Achievements are not ribbons, but many of the achievements can be unlocked with the same tasks that can earn you ribbons, or the achievements can help you earn ribbons. Read on for the full top to bottom list of all […Read More]

BitLife: Social Media Guide – Get The Most Followers, Posts, and Drunk Pictures

BitLife: Life Simulator challenges you to become rich, become famous, or just to become a criminal, or whatever else you want to do with your life, but one of the more nebulous and confusing points to the game is the social media feature. The social media feature in the game itself allows you to get […Read More]

BitLife: How To Become a Famous Celebrity Superstar (UPDATED)

BitLife lets you simulate a life through text, as you well know by now, but one of the tougher achievements is to become a world-famous celebrity and superstar. You can even earn a Famous ribbon if you do it right and become famous enough. There are a ton of tools at your disposal that can […Read More]

BitLife: How to get the Mooch and Model Bitizen ribbons

BitLife has a bunch of ribbons that you can earn by completing various achievements and ways of living, and with each update comes new ribbons. With the end of February update, two surprise ribbons have been dropped. These are the Mooch ribbon and the Model Bitizen ribbon – actually, two of the easier ribbons to […Read More]