BitLife: Deployment and Prison Riot Mini-Game Guide

BitLife: Life Simulator has had a couple of updates in 2019 that have added two mini-games to the fun. The original minigame was the Prison Escape game, but now two more have been added. One is the Deployment game. This game has you deploying as a member of the military and requires you to avoid […Read More]

BitLife: All of the Highest Paying Jobs and How To Get Them

BitLife: Life Simulator packs an ever-increasing list of jobs into the game. Some of these jobs are extremely obscure, while others are a little more obvious, and many of them require you to spend your entire life working toward said job. In fact, generally, with very few exceptions, the more lucrative a job that you […Read More]

BitLife: Military Guide – Deploy, Go AWOL, and make General or Admiral

BitLife: Life Simulator has a surprisingly in-depth military component to the game. Whatever country you come from, you can join that country’s military as an enlisted person right out of high school, rising to the rank of E9 and making it to a young retirement without even having to do college. On the other side […Read More]

How To Unlock Every Achievement in BitLife

BitLife: Life Simulator is loaded from top to bottom with achievements that you can unlock. Achievements are not ribbons, but many of the achievements can be unlocked with the same tasks that can earn you ribbons, or the achievements can help you earn ribbons. Read on for the full top to bottom list of all […Read More]

BitLife: Social Media Guide – Get The Most Followers, Posts, and Drunk Pictures

BitLife: Life Simulator challenges you to become rich, become famous, or just to become a criminal, or whatever else you want to do with your life, but one of the more nebulous and confusing points to the game is the social media feature. The social media feature in the game itself allows you to get […Read More]

BitLife: How To Become a Famous Celebrity Superstar (UPDATED)

BitLife lets you simulate a life through text, as you well know by now, but one of the tougher achievements is to become a world-famous celebrity and superstar. You can even earn a Famous ribbon if you do it right and become famous enough. There are a ton of tools at your disposal that can […Read More]

BitLife: Schools Guide and List – How to get into and graduate from any school

BitLife offers you the chance to go to all kinds of colleges and universities. You can get anything from undergraduate, graduate, business, medical, dental, law degrees, and more, but first, you actually have to get into the school, which is the toughest part. Read on for a guide on how to get into and graduate […Read More]

BitLife: Complete Pets Guide – List of all pets and how to get and use them

BitLife continues to grow in size and in scope, and more and more additions to your life keep getting added to the game. The latest thing to get added is the ability to own pets. This ranges all the way from dogs, cats, and rabbits, to horses, and even the exotic like gorillas, zebras, and […Read More]

BitLife: How To Escape Every Prison and Jail (UPDATED)

BitLife has a number of mini-games, but the original (and still the best, in our opinion) is the prison break game, in which you have to play a puzzle game to get out of prison. It used to be that getting out of prison via escape was purely a game of chance, and that the […Read More]

BitLife: Time Cheat: Go back one year, rewind time, and redo/undo any action

BitLife allows you to control the life of one character using nothing but text, and the more updates come to the game, the more choices you’ll have. Read on for a tip on how to rewind whenever you want to, and what you can do with the opportunity to rewind! In BitLife, no matter what […Read More]